The Cheerleader Called. Says She Needs Her Outfit Back.

It's too late now for the daughter of famous wrestler Hulk Hogan. No amount of advice or criticism can mend the harm she did over the past couple of months and maybe no one can bring some fashion sense into that poor girl.

Well, 'FHM' could, but that happened only thanks to the latest wonder, a lady's best friend, Photoshop. Anyway, that wave of sexiness Brooke fooled us with came and went like a gush of wind. Instead of it, we got stuck with daddy's girl, who is not allowed to dress slutty or wear too much make-up... unless it's for the promotion of her debut music album, obviously.

This is exactly what these two photos stand for: Brooke doing a small number to promote her album, dressed like a cheerleader, without being one. But, please, notice that this is not just your regular cheerleader outfit, it's a more slutty (sexy is not included) one, considering it's cut completely on the sides.

And that brings me to the question of what are parents willing to do with their children in order to make them successful. Fathers like Joe Simpson and Hulk (who doesn't 'know best' in all cases) have no problem in 'whoring' out their daughters for profit. The sad part is that, at the same time, they insist that their teenage offsprings are pure and innocent... well, not if they keep showing up in dresses like that, they aren't!

Brooke's fashion taste (or the complete lack of it) has become something so established that it's like saying 'water boils at 100 degrees Celsius'. The girl doesn't know trendy from trashy and, as a matter of fact, sexy from slutty. This goes out in the hope that, some day, she will hire a stylist... other than her father.