Men out of business

Feb 28, 2008 19:06 GMT  ·  By

I understand that robots should replace men in tasks that are difficult, boring, discomfort inducing, dangerous or in which they are simply better. But what this robot does should have been a man's pleasure. It's about the Breast Massage Robot.

The device is claimed to deliver a comfortable human-free massage session and, unlike the bras, the portable Breast Massage Robot simulates the professional massager's hand movements while automatically adjusting itself to fit various breast shapes and sizes. Women can even choose from various programs fitting their demands. The Breast Massage Robot has been developed by Wang Wei, founder and proprietor of Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies CO., LTD.

What are targets of the robot? The producer specifies:

"1.Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.

2.Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.

3.Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.

4.Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.

5.Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies (noncancerous lumps in the breast).

6.Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.

7.Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.

8.Women who want to have pretty breasts."

The device is "expected to be filling market vacancy and in great demand", as the producers warn us that 7% of the women experience mastopathies in the developed countries and 11% experience mastocirrhus (scirrhous carcinoma of the breast). Moreover, it is scientifically proven that the massage performed on pregnant women's breasts help them give birth to their babies. Indeed, a great invention. We just can't wait for the robot that caresses your a** while having sex or whispering sweet words to women meanwhile.

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