Well, what do you know! It seems that the world's most over-rated couple (in the already classic words of Radar magazine from a couple of months back) - I'm talking about that Golden Balls sensation sometimes referred to as David Beckham and his pouty wife Victoria - would ever need to spice up their sex life - no pun intended. I mean, they're like... the sexiest couple in the world, right? We always come across their statements in glossy magazines, we always see them on TV, all the time, everywhere, promoting themselves, selling their own image of "sexy, thin, beautiful people", an epitome off all the clichés in this world - and then some!

She, Victoria, is rich, a size zero, self-proclaimed hands-on fashion designer, mother of three, the woman who's as thin as a twig and never smiles - and who only concedes to make a TV or public appearance if she's given the chance to brag about just how sexy her husband is, and how she always sleeps in the nude when they're home together. In the end, maybe you'll say that all the things I mentioned are just the Beckhams' private business - well, under normal circumstances, it would be, but they have long ceased to be held as "private" by a couple who is obviously overwhelmed by their own importance. Or so they think.

So, back to my initial reason for wonder - the soccer stud who played less soccer than anticipated this season but stripped for various magazines and showed off his crotch with remarkable ease and his Spice Girl wife visited a Las Vegas lap dancing club called - hold on to your pants - the Spearmint Rhino. Um, it's really hard to understand that very subtle sexual reference, so somebody, please give me a helping... well, not hand 'cause then you'll think I'm a pervert. OK then - let's go with 'hint'.

"We get a lot of couples who come here to add a bit of excitement to their sex lives, and it looked as though that's what David and Victoria were doing. Neither of them could keep their eyes off some of our bustier girls" said an insider. Well, not that I'm surprised - after all, Victoria did reportedly get rid of her (cement) breast implants recently for fear they might pop out of her ultra-tight Spice Girls tour outfits - so maybe BOTH Beckhams were in need of some boob lovin'. The result of this little escapade is that David and Victoria allegedly ended up spending three hours in a private room together. Hmm. No need to wonder what happened next, then. I wouldn't worry, though - we'll probably hear all about it in Victoria's next Vogue spread. Or something.