Earlier today, I was telling you that some media outlets are reporting that Britney Spears painted New York red on Sunday night, by hitting two clubs the same night and dancing in her underwear. If my memory is not failing me (and I know it's not), I was also telling you that, if the reports are true, photos and video of the night in question are bound to show up somewhere.
Guess what? They did! Of course, that doesn't make me (or you) like Britney more because, once again, she is showing the world that she is indeed the next Lindsay Lohan waiting to happen. There is one slight difference, though: maybe Lindsay was a drunk (did I just say 'maybe'?), but at least she did not dress like a prostitute.
I mean, sure, she had her rough days, when the camera would stare right at her and the only thing that Lohan could do was to stare into the light to keep her eyes not closing, days when she would look exactly as she felt: as if she had an all-night binge. But let's be thankful that she never thought of borrowing clothes from her slutty friend or from one of those women we see at the corner of the street, and try to pass them for an 'outfit'.
The reports I was telling you about earlier had Britney drunk, dancing in her underwear in clubs, making out with girls in full view and finally getting home after a couple of bouncers put her unconscious drunk ass in her car and driven her home. Somewhere, in the back of my mind, I was kinda hoping they were false, you know the kind you hear all the time (the 'Britney Spears checked into rehab' or 'Britney is pregnant again!'-type), but it looks like the Gods are not yet ready to give me a break.
What can I say? Britney Spears, in that mini red dress and those brown boots we've seen her in for so long (which, by the way, go perfectly with the whole ensemble), and with that diamond necklace on, vaguely resembling a tie, is the perfect example of class. In fact, she is so classy that she makes any female member of any royal family that ever lived look like a whore! You see where I'm going with this?
It's hard to love her and she makes it even harder. It was easy when she was younger, despite her music being not to everybody's liking, because she was a good girl, who could be sexy without turning into THIS. But how can anyone love her now, when she is popping places, looking like this and with her car covered in her own vomit (second photo)? Yes, you've read this right: that second pic is of the interior of Britney's car and of what looks like puke. Presumably, it's hers. I say it's just peanut butter, because Britney is too classy not to puke in a bag or something (now that she no longer has a boyfriend to barf all over).
Then, there are the other two photos, taken the same night (look at the necklace for confirmation). Turns out that she liked the dancers' outfits so much that she borrowed one from one of the girls, went in the back, changed into it and only afterwards the dancing and cavorting began. THAT, my ladies, is what they call class... borrowing another woman's used/unwashed/probably sweaty bikini bottom...
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