Until now, I lived under the misguided impression that out of two evils, Nicky Hilton was the lesser one. Now, my eyes were opened to the truth out there, thanks to this cheap and impromptu photo shoot Nicky and Paris did a few months ago, in the back of their limo, while they were visiting the Playboy mansion.

Everybody knows that Paris is sex-crazed. I imagine that, on some subconscious level, even she is aware of it, if she took the time and bothered to issue a statement that said she would be having no sex for an entire year (liar, liar, pants on fire, by the way!).

But to show just how sex-crazed she is with her own sister is too much, even for her low standards. The two sisters can be seen enjoying some quality time by themselves, dressed in very, very skimpy and slutty outfits, somehow reproducing scenes from a poor porn movie.

Take the first photo, for instance: if you look carefully at the two socialites sitting there, ass to ass, doesn't it all remind you of that horrible scene from 'Requiem for a Dream' (you know, when Jennifer Connelly went to that private party to have sex in exchange of drugs?) in which two girls were doing it amidst shouts of 'Ass to ass! Ass to ass!'. Maybe it's just me, but I find this entire charade gruesome and tacky.

But, hey, that's just Paris (and apparently Nicky, too)! She is gross and she is tacky, so that naturally comes off in everything that she does. Maybe she thought it would be, like, hot, if she posed in indecent postures with her own sister. Well, that's, like, so not hot!