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September 20th, 2012, 14:03 GMT · By Bogdan Popa

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Ten Internet Explorer Jokes You Can’t Stop Laughing at

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Microsoft has already developed a fix for the recently-discovered security flaw, but the patch will be released tomorrow, as the company announced today.

Still, the world continues to poke fun at Internet Explorer, so we collected ten of the funniest jokes we came across these days in a single and easy to read blog post. Here they are and, as always, feel free to send your very own using the comment box below:

- The only time you are allowed to use Internet Explorer is when you're downloading Chrome or Mozilla.

- Microsoft CEO will personally apologize to the last remaining Internet Explorer user.

- Internet Explorer 10 will allow you to download Google Chrome up to 5 times faster.

- Best news of all: “Internet Explorer” does NOT work on Apple Macintosh.

- If Monday was a browser, it would be Internet Explorer.

- That awkward moment when you accidentally click on Internet Explorer & you have to wait for it to load so you can close it again.

- Internet Explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc.

- Turtle: nothing is slower than me. Snail: are you sure? How about Internet Explorer?

- Internet Explorer: The best browser for downloading another browser.

- Internet Explorer continues to blow me away with its speed and ease of use. – said no one, ever.

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Comment #1 by: mars on 20 Sep 2012, 14:28 UTC reply to this comment

hee thats hilarious


Comment #2 by: NTI on 20 Sep 2012, 14:29 UTC reply to this comment

Very good :)


Comment #3 by: Asif on 20 Sep 2012, 14:58 UTC reply to this comment

IE 10: because you said IE9 couldn't get any worse


Comment #4 by: Alex on 20 Sep 2012, 15:12 UTC reply to this comment

Download speed doesn't depends on the browser, it depends on network speed.


Comment #5 by: JustMe on 20 Sep 2012, 16:37 UTC reply to this comment

OK, so where's the jokes? These are facts.


Comment #6 by: LuckyJoe on 20 Sep 2012, 18:48 UTC reply to this comment

Excuse me, but what's that Internet Explorer? :D Never heard of it :))


Comment #7 by: R_T on 21 Sep 2012, 01:49 UTC reply to this comment

Not cool ! Making fun of IE when is down is no fun ):


Comment #8 by: iedurA on 21 Sep 2012, 06:43 UTC reply to this comment

hahaha... i just need to waste my time on ie8 startup loading to closed it :)


Comment #9 by: jony on 23 Sep 2012, 04:40 UTC reply to this comment

great jokes. thanks


Comment #10 by: mike on 24 Sep 2012, 03:10 UTC reply to this comment

internet explorer is * all they care about is the millions of dollars they can make , they don''t care about security at all , thats why I am after another web browser , I will never use internet explorer again if I can help it


Comment #11 by: Anonymous on 07 Dec 2012, 13:25 UTC reply to this comment

that's not that Hilarious..... To be honest


Comment #12 by: Drake on 15 Jan 2013, 22:27 UTC reply to this comment

I think the one (internet explorer has to make a commercial when its already installed in every pc) is the best ☺

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