Tara Reid and Bai Ling in the Same Picture. No Nipple in Sight.

These two beautiful and talented ladies were also among the many snubs at the Oscars last night. I mean, who wouldn't want Tara Reid and Bai Ling on the red carpet? Don't they know the kind of powers these two have of showing the best parts of their bodies (namely, boobs) when they're in front of as many cameras as possible?

Can you imagine what the Academy Awards ceremony would have been by simply inviting two of the most famous trainwrecks in the history of showbiz? No more boring speeches, no more dead moments when nothing happened... just 100 percent fun! Sure, in this case they would have had to X-rate the entire the show but it would have been worth it.

But don't go and cry for Bai and Tara. You know that they are not deterred by something as insignificant as an Oscar snub, otherwise we couldn't possibly explain why they're still making movies (Oh, they are talented, you say!). Plus, they had another place to show up to and light up with their gracious presence: the Grisogono 2007 Pre-Oscar Party at LA Soho House.



In fact, as much as I'd try to make fun of them, there is nothing here to object about. Both Tara and Bai look elegant and expensively dressed, their sense of style is flawless as always and they even managed to not let anything slip out of their glamorous ensembles (like, nipples, breasts and other intimate parts of their bodies). Oh, who am I kidding? Tara looks like she borrowed her outfit from a cocktail waitress while Bai could be mistaken for a call girl who came back from the '50s to torment us with the 'you know I'm sexy and you want this' look in her eyes.

Any way, compared to their previous public appearances, this has got to be the most decent and demure. But we know that they still have that nipple-slipping power deep inside their hearts. It's all just a matter of time. And that makes me wonder: how can one NOT love Tara and Bai? If you put the two together, you almost have the promise of free porn... Imagine that!