In the name of Pamela Anderson's liver, somebody stop Tara Reid from hitting the bottle! She's way past "looking beat" and is now turning into a frightening creature, a zombie-like drunken mess terrorizing the world and driving people into hiding. And I'm not even kidding on that one. I mean, just have a look at some of these photos showing Tara leaving a London club, looking - as I was saying - completely wasted. Doesn't it look like she's going to fall apart any second now? The funny-colored fur coat (for her sake, I hope it's not a real one) and blue scarf sure aren't helping, either. Overall, Tara looks like a former prom-queen-turned small-town-supermarket-cashier out on a wild night of partying with her former high school sweetheart. She also looks like she'll be in the hospital with an eating disorder any day now, but that's just me being all mean again...
I've always wondered, how hard is it to just... eat? I do it every day... so do most of my friends and we all seem to have a pretty good life. I mean, I know I'm judging based on a small cluster of examples, but people who eat seem to be pretty healthy and happy. I hate to sound like one of the rat characters from Ratatouille, but food is fuel - and there's only so much you can do to avoid eating, in the end it will all catch up with you.
So, as I was saying, turns out food really is good for you. So is oxygen, for example, although I have this feeling that if people could live without breathing, some Hollywood stars out there would start a no-breathing-helps-you-slim-down trend. Then we'd really be talking about helping save the ozone layer!
In the end, Tara Reid partying hard and going home dead drunk is not an unusual sight - what's beginning to worry me more and more is Tara's increasingly dead-looking complexion, the sunken eyes, the patchy, unkempt hair and the overall air of neglect that she has been sporting for a while now. At least this time she's not wearing a bikini, although to be honest and looking at her face in particular, that's not much of improvement. I do honestly hope we won't be hearing those "Tara Reid rushed to emergency room... again" news, but I can feel them coming. Call it hunch, gut instinct, whatever you want. Stay with us and we'll bring you all the hot news!
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