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Tara Reid Is Hot, Probably DelusionalApparently, she thinks the world it out to get her... |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
10th of January 2008, 08:34 GMT
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You know, if you came up to me and asked me what Tara Reid does for a living, I'd probably have to think really hard before giving the obvious answer - "nothing". And don't get me wrong, the prolonged pause between the question and my answer is not proof of some sort of hesitation, some sort of doubt about Tara's sheer uselessness, but actually stems from my desire to help her, to actually think of a good thing she has done, something that actually could pass for a "career" (?) move, and not go under the usual heading of "selling herself cheap".
But nothing comes to mind, and honestly that's quite sad. But I think we can get over the sadness quickly enough and focus on Tara's latest exploits - and the only phrase that I can think of on the topic is "business as usual". Tara has been in Australia for a long time, putting in cheap appearances at dubious parties and gathering cash to pay the rent and buy food. Once she got back home, she started doing what she knows best - no, not the sex, the other thing - being delusional and talking nonsense.
Apparently, this lovely lady is very offended by the fact that there have been increasingly persistent rumors going round about her being anorexic. Well, the rumors are bound to come, seeing that she has been getting alarmingly thin lately, and looking increasingly haggard. As proof of the fact that she, ahem, doesn't have an eating disorder she did an exclusive interview and photo shoot with OK magazine - and is very keen to make us all listen to her side of the story.
Well, bring it on, honey - the more fun, the better. "I'm not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished [horror film Vipers]. Now they're going to see me and say I'm too fat because I've gained 10 pounds… I can't win!" Um, forget the "I don't have an eating disorder" cliché, someone actually paid Tara to act in a movie? Oh, the horror! Unless she gets naked, they won't be getting half their money's worth!
The best part is that Tara has now reached a level of self-delusion that's so advanced she doesn't even mind sharing the fact that she thinks there's nothing wrong with her lifestyle. Nothing wrong with drinking 'till she drops and making a fool of herself? Yeah, I can pretty much see her point. "What have I ever really done? Dance on a table? Who doesn't drink with their friends and have a good time?" she says. "I don't understand why people punish others for being happy. If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn't make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn't be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you're screwed. That's the lesson I've learned".
Yes, and that would make total sense if she really weren't a boozed-up wreck with a superiority complex. The world simply doesn't want you to be happy, Tara. We're all out to get you. I think we have to add "paranoia" to her list of problems. And fast!
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