Tara Reid's Breasts Are Talking to You!

Hello, world. I'm going to tell you about a little experiment I made today, and let you be the judge of whether it's worth following in my footsteps and trying it out for yourself - or not. I was in a sort of crisis, seeing how I was all bored and had a hard time finding something to distract me - and that's when my eyes fell on this photo of Tara Reid, and her over-exposed boobs. And it got me thinking - what would this lovely lady's fun bags be thinking right at the time when the photo was taken? Because they seem to speak to us in very refined ways, I tell you.

No, I haven't completely lost my mind. Or if I did, I'm not fully aware of it yet. But whenever I see a photo of Tara, I have this weird feeling that her boobs are staring at me. You see - for once, I think there is a little competition going on in there as to which one of the twins should achieve more visibility. I'm nor kidding you - if you look at the photo, you can notice that her right boob seems to be much more independent than her right one, making a dash for attention and nearly escaping the tight (or not really) restraints of the dress. I'm not judging it, you see - poor thing must have a tough life, being squeezed into all sorts of revealing outfits, being stared at non stop. No wonder it needs a break from all that.

Also, if you'll notice Tara's overall attitude, it screams "look at my boobs". That's what her wistful stare, half-parted lips, bleached hair and orange skin are telling the world. It's a half-demure, half provocative stare, subtle, full of meaning. It seems to say "come on, I know you want it". Well, it does. Didn't you ever get that feeling - you know, while staring at a photo or a painting of someone, didn't you ever feel they were staring back at you? I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. The best solution is to just walk up the street to Tara and tell her "woman, tell your boobs to shut up, they're driving me crazy". What do you think would happen then?