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President Barack Obama has secrets the kind you would never dare imagine. For instance, Stephen Colbert determines in his latest This Changes Everything issue, he’s a gay Martian.
Check out the video below to see how Colbert got to this conclusion and, more importantly, how he argued its validity.
As every other man on this planet, Obama has secrets but some of them, Colbert says, should not be hidden from the general public especially now that the Presidential Elections are nearly around the corner.
Obama’s biggest secret involves the ability to teleport from one part of the US to the other in under 3 seconds, and early years spent on Mars, as his former roommate attests in the video below.
And yes, they were married too, before Barack even met Michelle, the current First Lady.
If you’re having a hard time believing all this, know this: if scientist William Shatner tells you teleportation is real, there’s really no denying it.
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