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Step Aside - Britney and Her Bare Bottom Coming ThroughEverything's on display - and we don't like what we see |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
30th of August 2007, 07:47 GMT
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Britney has such an amazing talent of leaving us all with our mouths hanging wide open. Really, she's an amazing girl - I love her to death. Sniffle. Tearful moment. Stop. No, actually I was only half joking - I do love Britney, if only for her unique way of making the most of every slip, blunder or wardrobe disaster in her life. Usually, you're supposed to make the most of the good stuff, and if you're not that endowed with...natural abilities, that's what money and famous stylists are for. But it looks like Britney's taken her fashion sense (or lack thereof) into her own hands, and it's probably such a complicated deal looking after it that it's keeping her hands busy and it's exposing her bottom. And I mean that literally.
And God, Brit, you've really done it this time. I do wonder what was in her head (probably not much) putting on an appearance like that, dressed only in a top. That's right - and you can totally see that for yourselves. I mean, I may not have the greatest eyesight in all Hollywood, but that is DEFINITELY a top. Wow. In case you're not convinced, you can see more HERE. And let me say, this does raise some dire speculations indeed, and I'm beginning to wonder whether that divorce and raging custody battle haven't left Britney penniless. Gotta pity her then - no money left for buying a pair of pants, poor thing. And - just to take the grossness to the next level - I wonder whether after buying that top (NOT dress), reconditioning those boots and digging up the huge green bag back from the days when she was doing 10 diaper changes a day (yikes), there was
any money left for underwear. I do pray that there was and I honestly hope Britney's not back in her "no-underwear" mood. I so need to believe in the fact the Britney was actually wearing at least a thong that I say we play a little fantasy game. I am willing to bet that if you were, say, a college student and an extra for the shoot of one of the pop tart's videos, and just by accident Britney came on to you and if by an even bigger accident you ended up in a position (pun intended) to explore her a*s further, you would find a thin strip of cloth hiding in there somewhere.
But honestly, just look at her - and try not to faint. It's difficult, I know, but it can be done. She looks just like...well, like someone who went out shopping only half dressed. Please, Britney, can you pretty please lose those boots? You've only worn them like a million times so far, and we all got it - you like them, but it's summer - it's hot, and there are so many other kinds of shoes out there that you can wear (if you can afford to but them, that is). And there are so many other ways in which your bottom - which, I'm afraid to say, is not that pleasant a sight as we imagined it to be - doesn't end up making people want to skip lunch. So hide it, buy some pants and we can just forgive and forget...NOT. But at least we can all eat - which is, I have to say, an improvement. For the moment.
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