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November 29th, 2010, 12:44 GMT · By

Spanish Woman Claims Ownership of the Sun

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The Sun now belongs to Angeles Duran from Galicia, Spain, as legalized paper proves
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We may have thought the Sun belongs to all of us. There’s also a law saying no nation can claim ownership of it, but nothing is said about one individual doing so. Enter Angeles Duran from Galicia, Spain, also known as the new owner of the Sun.

49-year-old Angeles has made the announcement that, starting from now on, she is the sole owner of the Sun, thanks to a legalized document naming her so, she says for El Mundo, as cited by the Daily Mail.

Inspired by the finding of the man who, a while back, named himself the owner of the Moon and most planets in our solar system, Mrs. Duran realized no one had claimed the biggest body on the sky as being theirs.

So she did it before anyone else could, and is even thinking about imposing a fee on all those who benefit from its light – roughly everyone on the face of the planet.

“Duran, 49, says that the Sun officially belongs to her now, having had the celestial body registered in her name at a local notary office,” the Mail reports. She even has the papers to prove it.

“Duran told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system,” the tab further informs.

Mrs. Duran says she knew of the law that prevents a country from claiming ownership of the Sun but mentions nothing of individuals, so she just took advantage of that loophole.

“There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first,” she tells El Mundo.

According to the Mail, the paper Mrs. Duran had legalized names her “owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers.”

As the rightful owner of the Sun, Mrs. Duran has also come up with a way to use it to generate profit, by charging all those who benefit from it.

The money she gets from fees will be divided as follows: 50 percent to Spain’s government, 20 percent to the pensions fund, 10 percent to end world hunger, 10 percent to research and 10 percent for herself.

Right now, Mrs. Duran is thinking of ways to punish those who don’t cough up the money for using her Sun. 

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Comment #1 by: Owner of the Universe!!!!! on 29 Nov 2010, 13:14 UTC reply to this comment

1st of all, this is the apex of insanity...and secondly, u all shud pay me off as i'm the owner of the Universe!!!!! :P


Comment #2 by: Mr. Cheerful on 29 Nov 2010, 13:35 UTC reply to this comment

So, will Mrs. Duran pay me some compensation for the damage her sun has caused to the finish on my vehicles over the years? What about my faded drapes? How about all that damage inflicted on ants by children with magnifying glasses?
I think she didn't think this one through all the way.
What's her address so my lawyer can get to work on this?

Comment #2.1 by: cancer on 29 Nov 2010, 19:06 GMT

So anyone who has or had skin cancer from the sun can file suite against her......I would. this girl is * as crap if she think ANYONE in the world is going to pay her royalitites for solar power.


Comment #3 by: jane on 29 Nov 2010, 21:32 UTC reply to this comment

Sorry but this is an easy case. No one will pay anything, because the sunshine coming from the Sun is only a positive externality of the Sun´s existence. She can ask for a fee only if she opens mines or will want to sell or let parcels there. Therefore if she wants to defend this positive externality only for herself, then she has to make a sun blind in front of the Sun and omit population from using the sunshine !

If no country or state can own the sun, so neither any of inhabitants of these countries of states. She is obliged as part of her country to obey this law as well !


Comment #4 by: bobo on 30 Nov 2010, 09:44 UTC reply to this comment

I sure hope she is prepared to be sued by a few million ppl for giving them skincancer by not controlling her property.


Comment #5 by: mic on 30 Nov 2010, 15:30 UTC reply to this comment

Does she also have to take responsibility for all the damage done by the sun. Skin Cancer, ... What a * ! If she can do this then I claim ownership of the rest of the solar system unless otherwise not allowed under some silly treaty.


Comment #6 by: Zoey25_p on 01 Dec 2010, 04:54 UTC reply to this comment

good luck lady tryin to get people to pay and its the sun ur using it for money it should be free well it was until u came in.


Comment #7 by: rigbert on 02 Dec 2010, 00:38 UTC reply to this comment

The second I get the chance to sue her for a sunburn, I'm doing it.

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