Sour Grapes Reloaded: Kid Rock Picks On Pammy

Kid Rock has got to be the world's biggest idiot - and with Britney on the loose, there is heavy competition for that title. The rocker (who by the way is on the Rolling Stones cover which looks like it was taken off the shelf about 30 years ago) is simply not letting go of those precious memories of Pammy's vagina�I mean, lovely face, and has started digging in the dirty laundry basket. And right now he's bringing up the memory of the days when Pam suffered a miscarriage back in November last year.

And guess what? He's playing the "cheated husband" routine by going extremely low and claiming that his wife at the time lied to him about losing the pregnancy. He gave an interview for Rolling Stone in which he talks about how he traveled to Canada to visit Pamela on the set of the movie she was shooting - and about how during an argument that preceded his visit Pam suddenly dropped the bomb and completely took him by surprise by mentioning the miscarriage.

This is what he says, and you will of course recognize the classy choice of words and distinct style of expression. "She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James. I'm like, 'Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, 'You don't care about me, blah blah blah'".

Well, lucky for him no one ever had the unfortunate inspiration to actually allege that Kid Rock was the world's most sensitive guy, and it's funny how he skipped over the "you don't care about me" part and got straight to the part in which he felt cheated by his beloved wife at the time. "She finally comes up with this: 'I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up." Rock also claims that, at the time, he was unaware that Pammy was pregnant, but he does make himself quite the tragic hero, talking about how he traveled to Vancouver to support his wife only to find her having the time of her life.

"When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, 'That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage'", he also said. Well, yes, first of all it's an actual miracle that this guy claims he can actually think - and I in turn would tend to think that, never having had a vagina and feelings in his entire life (his loss?) it's pretty hard for him to be figuring out how a woman should be reacting to a miscarriage. But I'm sure I'll be eating my words soon - Kid knows best. Well, I have to pronounce myself team Pammy on this one - although, for goodness' sake, if being married to this guy hasn't put the blonde actress off marriage for ever and ever, I don't know what could.