His reaction to “22 Jump Street” opening numbers is the best

Dec 15, 2014 15:36 GMT  ·  By

Channing Tatum is becoming one of industry’s biggest names, and it’s not hard to figure out why: he can do a variety of genres, he’s got wide appeal with the ladies and a sense of humor that’s hard to match, among many other worthy attributes.

That last one was in full-blown mode when he sat down at his computer to respond in an email chain between himself, Sony Pictures co-chairwoman Amy Pascal, other Sony executives, and actor Jonah Hill, who starred with him in “21 Jump Street” and the sequel “22 Jump Street.”

The conversation centered on the opening figures of the latter movie, which made it the second-grossing R-rated comedy of all times, thus displacing “Ted,” the film about the stuffed teddy bear with a filthy mouth and even filthier habits, starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis.

The reason why we’re privy to this email is last month’s Sony hack, for which a group called Guardians Of Peace (#GOP) has taken full responsibility. Over the weekend, because Sony refused to give in to their demands, among which that of not releasing “The Interview” with James Franco and Seth Rogen (which they consider an act of terrorism that will endanger world peace), #GOP released more private emails stolen in the breach.

Tatum’s was among them. Because it’s so amazing, I will leave it in full below, for your reading pleasure. Who knew Channing had such an amazing way with words?  

On Jun 14, 2014, at 2:19 PM, "33& out inc C/O FULTON & MEY" wrote: F YOU TED !!!! SECOND OF ALLLL TIMMMMME BEEEOTCH!!!! COME ON JUMPSTREETERS WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE B*TCHES!!!!!!!! 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