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Somehow, You Know She Shouldn't Wear Mini Skirts!Britney never learns... |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
2nd of January 2007, 14:38 GMT
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Let us forget for a second that Britney Spears made a fool of herself (again!) by failing to comply with her contract with Pure club in Las Vegas and bailing from the party an hour after midnight. Of course, we will do all that WHILE hoping that whatever it was that made her collapse 'stone cold' in the middle of the VIP area passed away and that she's feeling good now, exactly as her manager claims.
As hard as we might try not to point a finger at Britney's latest fashion choices, every time she comes out in public she seems bent to make the task even more difficult for us. It's no wonder that she was officially named trainwreck of the year by many fashion-watchers, is it?
I mean, first she goes out commando. And, as if that weren't enough, she spreads it all for the cameras and she does it on so many occasions that one of the biggest paparazzi/news agency, TMZ, coined a new word especially for the people who take these kinds of shots: 'crotcharazzi'. Don't ever say that Britney's 2006 was a complete waste of time!
After going commando, Spears attacked again, this time with a series of photos that showed other parts of her body, including sagging breasts, nipples and the upper part of her legs dripping with spilled booze. To make a very, very long story shorter, 2006 kinda sucked for Britney and, to wrap it up in the same glorious way that she began it, the pop tart attended the Pure party dressed like this.
Now, I'm not quite sure what to make out of this outfit. On one hand, Britney looks better than she has in the past two months but, seeing we are to compare this look with the photos of her drunk and knickerless, I doubt it will come out to her advantage. On the other hand, we have the top-for-dress outfit, the tree trunk legs, that horrible weave, the sweaty complexion and, of course, the gum smacking.
Plus, one would think that her past experiences have taught Britney not to wear short skirts or dresses no matter what. But, hey, one makes mistakes too, doesn't one? And I'll stop here and let you judge for yourselves Britney's New Year's Eve outfit. I think it's best that way, after all...
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