To all those of you who think booze is made for snorting instead of swallowing, here's a bit of a news flash: it's not. And although inhaling vodka might sound like fun, it's actually not. It's a dangerous and completely irresponsible thing to do - but when it comes to Amy Winehouse, everybody's favorite boozer and British trainwreck by excellence, pretty much everything goes. I still find one thing funny, though - namely the fact that every time the Wino does something "outrageous" (such as snort cocaine on tape, self-harm, go up on stage all boozed up and the likes), most of us still feel shocked for a while, before accepting it's actually all true and all in a day's work for the troubled jazz diva.

Wino's latest exploit? Vodka snorting! Yes, the boozed-up Brit pulled a Prince Harry on us and decided it was boring to keep sipping her vodka from the glass, so she inhaled it through her nose. "She was sat next to Kelly [Osbourne] and Miquita [Oliver] when she covered one nostril, tilted her head back and sucked the vodka shot down her open nostril through a straw. She threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned", an onlooker recounts. "She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose", the same witness adds. Well, that sounds pretty dumb to me - and it also explains why Wino's friends are reportedly terrified the singer is back on the hard stuff after apparently going clean for a while.

In the end, if Wino really feels an urge to trash her life and mess up her body and her brains completely, she can safely do that by snorting vodka. I think the means are less important, as long as she's determined to be dead by the end of this spring. I hate being such a gloomy weasel, but I really don't see Amy well, especially if she's allowed to carry on trashing herself for no apparent reason. Maybe someone should pull a Britney on her and give her daddy control over who she sees, where she sleeps and what she drinks. Not sure that would work on Wino, although, who knows? Stranger things have happened.