I think someone should call NASA stat - and ask them to do an extra-careful outer space scan, because I'm sure some cosmic disaster is headed our way - otherwise I can't possibly explain how come Brit Brit decided to show for her scheduled deposition with Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's attorney. I'm sure the end of the world is near. I can feel it. I mean, Brit Brit showing up for a court-appointed depo without being too late and without exposing her a*s or flashing her tampon? That's gotta be a first. What am I talking about - she should go down in Guinness Book of Records. OK, I may be exaggerating just a tiny bit here - but I suddenly feel like I'm living in an alien world, on an alien planet. Britney Spears, THE Britney Spears, doing something that someone else is asking of her? I don't know who I am anymore.

Well, since Britney showed up and actually stayed for her deposition (arrived at 10:40 a.m. and left at 1:20 p.m.) without freaking out - and there were no hostages taken, no police, ambulances or fire trucks on the scene - I think it's pointless to wonder why she showed up not wearing a bra. I mean, what's a little nipple compared to the enormous achievement of actually doing something she had to do, for once. I won't go as far as to say that this is actually proof of the fact that she wants her kids back - no, if I were to be really cold, cruel and realistic right about now I'd say she did this on a whim. It could just as easily have been the other way around - she could have chosen to go have lunch or drive through L.A. once again, in Britney's world nothing is planned and everything is left to chance and to what she feels at a given time.

But nevertheless, Britney showed up for her deposition and there was no big media scuffle, no live Internet feeds and no drama. I know that in the long run this may mean nothing, but who knows - maybe this Britney (who still reportedly uses her hideous fake British accent) is the "good, law-abiding" side of the singer's conscience and I do hope the good, responsible side in her is aiming for a comeback. But I'm not getting my hopes up, Brit Brit is also said to be back to her old tricks of picking up paparazzi and taking them to her mansion for "a little fun". On the other hand, that Adnan sure seems to be out of the picture for now. How long do you think it will be before he writes a tell-all book about Britney's latest dirty little secrets?