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She Still Gets Around!Britney finds new man, sucks. |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
4th of August 2007, 09:56 GMT
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With Britney, you never know what to expect and this is precisely why the gossipsphere can't live without her charming presence. One day she's stripping to her underwear (pubic hairshowing and all) and taking dips in the ocean, next day she looks like a responsible mother who just went out with her kids for some treat; today she's a wreck, absent-minded and looking like the only prostitute on your street you would NOT want to have sex with, tomorrow she's all cleaned up and acting like any other 25-year-old would act. It's a rollercoaster, Britney's life, that is, and we're more than happy to catch a ride!
If yesterday reports came out from various psychologists who stated that she might be suffering from bipolar disorder and/or a delayed adolescence (although they had never met and/or treated her), today we have a Britney that looks more like her old self, covered up and seemingly happy. And, not only that, but she can still score with handsome young guys, which is always a good thing, especially when it comes to her!
Britney stepped out the other night for some good old clubbing, together with her estranged cousin Alli Sims. Yes, THAT Alli, about whom tabloids said she had teamed up with Kevin Federline in order to help him get full custody of the kids and who was at one point said to be preparing for a tell-all. Small world, I guess. Aside from the fact that Britney was looking, for once, pretty groomed (by her standards), she was also seen sucking on a green lollipop the entire night. I don't know what the deal with the lolly is (it's not like no one else is sucking on lollies anymore!) but, since everybody else is talking about it, I thought I might as well throw something too!
No, I kid, I kid! The deal about the lollipop is that Britney used it in order to seduce a much younger looking (and waaay too hot for his own good) dude. Because we're still in high school, that's why! After Britney exited the club and got into her car (Alli was driving, the hot dude was seated in the back), she took the lolly out of her mouth and passed it to the guy who began working on it faster than you can say ohmigodgrossalert! My, I can't even remember how many years passed since I've done that last! But that's just me: apparently, it's IN now to be a grown up and act like you're 14 (did I just call myself old-fashioned?).
Another thing that Britney did the other night was also something quite out of the ordinary for her: she looked good (ignore the stains on her knees). Not hot, not sexy, but neither trashy, deplorable, whorish. So that's a plus, I guess. Even if I'm making fun of this whole Britney-madness thing, I must confess that I'm still ruling for her - she can clean up and will probably do so sometime in the near future. See? I too have a heart...
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