She'll Hit Him Over the Head with a Wrench!!!

Naomi Campbell and Formula One racing driver Lewis Hamilton were seen together on Tuesday night, sparking - or should I say re-sparking - relationship rumors. The (very) unlikely pair, who attended the Prince's Trust Future Investment gala dinner at London's Camden Roundhouse earlier in the evening, headed to the Dorchester Hotel together before being taken to another part of the city.

Naomi and Lewis quickly stocked up on cigarettes and were last seen being driven to Kensington. "They were quite touchy-feely with each other before they realized they were being watched" says a source, "but as soon as they saw the photographers they hid their faces and tried to get as far away from each other as possible. It was like they had something to hide". Well, of course they had something to hide - or at least Naomi had. She was probably repeating to herself all the time "Don't spoil it! Don't hit him... Easy now...".

Naomi's spokeswoman, however, insists the supermodel isn't dating Lewis. "They are just friends" she stated. "Naomi did a photo shoot in the afternoon with him, and they decided to go to the event together in the evening along with Lewis' dad". Already taking her home, then? Well, someone better make sure the house is insured, then, and have an ambulance on stand by. Other than that, I'm sure everything went great. Men like supermodels gone wild. Or wait - was it girls gone wild?

This is not the first time we heard their names put together in a sentence that ended with a question mark and also included the word "relationship". The couple sparked romance rumors earlier this year when Naomi "flirted outrageously" with Lewis at the GQ Man of the Year awards. Naomi fueled speculation after she flew out to Brazil last month to see Lewis finishing second in the Formula One Championship. Before hitting Naomi (no pun intended), Lewis was rumored to be romancing the Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger earlier this year, while Naomi has had high-profile relationships with P. Diddy and Flavio Briatore. We are pleased to report that all her former partners are still alive, although no word is out about their post-Naomi mental status. We'll keep you posted on all the beatings... I mean, news.