Fashion police

Shauna Sand Brings You The Classiest Halloween Outfits Ever

It's just her natural sense of fashion...

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

30th of October 2007, 11:17 GMT

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I know it's Halloween and all, but really, enough with the outfit shockers. Even the people who write fashion reviews and spend some of their time seated in front of a computer either cheering or booing (depending on whatever crazy fashion choices some people make) have their nerves. And they can have heart attacks, you know, just like the one I nearly had when I spotted Shauna Sand (in case you care, she was once married to Lorenzo Lamas) dressed like the dream that she always is, out and about in Hollywood over the weekend.

Just take a look - and then yes, you can manifest yourselves as you please. I don't even know how to begin actually, seeing that there are so many absolutely stunning details about Shauna's outfits that simply overwhelm my imagination. First, we definitely have to ask her how she managed to get away with assault without being arrested, as that black hooker outfit she's wearing looks way too authentic to have been bought in a store. No, I'm sure there's a tranny out there somewhere crying her eyes out over the clothes Shauna stole - and just like a true professional, she managed to keep herself out of trouble.

Next, there's the make-up. I have no idea why Shauna believes using a black lip contour liner with a pink lipstick is classy, but I can only say this - it's not, and it only manages to make her look even more like a drag queen, and a bad-looking one for all that. The fact is, even when Shauna goes easy on the lipstick - like in the photo in which she seems to have gone out in her bra - she still manages to color one or several parts of her face in a dubious shade of violet / pink that makes her look like someone bruised her eyes and cheekbones - which only makes my hooker hypothesis even more believable.

And don't even get me started on the shoes...I have a feeling we've seen those beauties on Shauna's feet some time ago. She must really love those shoes, or maybe she's just completely broke and only has one good pair of shoes left to wear in public. At first, I was tempted to believe that Shauna thought that since it's Halloween, she can get away with wearing just about anything - but don't go falling into that trap. Shauna's authentic sense of fashion shines through in those clothes, and she sure doesn't need a pretext to go scaring people around.

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