Mouth wide open for Sharon Osbourne.
Madonna? "She's a t**t. I would like to punch her. [...] She is so full of s***. She's in Kabbalah one minute, she's a Catholic the next - she'll be a Hindu soon no doubt."
And it wasn't only Madonna who has got the slap.
The 'judge' dismissed in a couple of sentences many more.
About Jagger: "He seems to be a bit of a social climber. Wants to be part of the aristocracy. Like that t**t out of Roxy Music, Bryan Ferry. Him and Jagger are always up some lord or lady's a**ehole on a f****** Persian rug. They make me sick."
Diana Ross: "awful woman!"
Bono: "What a t**t!"
As for Pete Doherty, she has slammed him good:
"He needs a bloody good slap. He needs locking down in rehab for a couple of months - and the truth needs to be said to his face.
It's not hip to be in the state he's in. It's not remotely cool - it's pathetic. It's obvious he is incredibly insecure. He's not confident because he wouldn't do it if he was."
And she added: "Pete must ditch the hangers-on and find somebody who really loves him enough to tell him the truth. He needs to go through some hardcore rehab. That will strip him of any idea of celebrity. They should tell him, 'You're exactly the same as everyone else. You're a f****** addict'!"