There's something in the air this week... some sort of "top mania" or something else along those lines, as everybody who's anybody is publishing the results of their polls and is generously sharing titles such as "sexiest woman alive", "sexiest couple" and so on to the A-listers of the celebrity world. The good people at AskMen did so just yesterday, and introduced us to the Top 99 Most Desirable Women, and now Victoria's Secret is quickly following in their footsteps, dissing out titles that have to do with sexy... everything.

Sexy legs, eyes, smile, beach body... you name it, they have it. Only trouble is, if the 99 desirable ladies top pretty much made sense (in the end, it's all a matter of personal taste), Victoria's Secret third annual "What Is Sexy?" list is pretty confusing - and slightly controversial. So, out of curiosity, we had a good look at who was who on the said list and came up with our own comments and suggestions - just for fun, of course, and with a desire to share some of our own critical input on the matter. Don't take either the original list or our comments too seriously - as I was saying, opinions are subjective and taste is an expression of everyone's intimate perception of themselves and the world. So here goes - enjoy:

Theirs
Sexiest Male Athlete: Tony Romo
Ours
Sexiest Male Athlete: David Beckham (hands down - he waxes for Pete's sake!)

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Sexiest Couple: Fergie and Josh Duhamel
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Sexiest couple: Brad and Angie
Um, no offense, we all really like Fergie and Josh, but I think that calling them "sexy" is taking things a bit too far. Just a tiny bit.

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Sexiest Style: Scarlett Johansson
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Sexiest Style: Charlize Theron

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Sexiest Smile: Ryan Seacrest
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Sexiest Smile: Paris Hilton
OK, we weren't really serious about that one.

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Sexiest Eyes: Kate Bosworth
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Sexiest Eyes: Jordan
Note from the guys: now that her boobs are smaller you can actually notice that she has eyes!

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Sexiest Legs: Ali Larter
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Sexiest Legs: Jessica Alba
This one was tough to decide, too. Jessica finally won. Check out what AskMen had to say about her!

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Sexiest Mom: Victoria Beckham
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Sexiest Mom: Nicole Richie - for all the obvious reasons

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Sexiest Dad: Justin Chambers
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Sexiest Dad: cue from the gents here - dads are not sexy! The ladies decided to go with Johnny Depp.

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Sexiest Funnyman: Dane Cook
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Sexiest Funnyman: Ahmed the dead terrorist (via Jeff Dunham)

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Sexiest Beach Body: Josh Holloway
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Sexiest Beach Body: Jessica Biel

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Sexiest Lips: Jessica Biel
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Sexiest lips: Angie is still the best

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Sexiest Actress: Eva Mendes
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Sexiest Actress: Halle Berry - she's so hot with the preggers glow!

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Sexiest Actor: Eric Bana
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Sexiest Actor: Javier Bardem
If he can pull that hair off, he can do anything!

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Sexiest Female Musician: Rihanna
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Sexiest Female Musician: Nicole Scherzinger - consolation prize for her album being pushed back yet again... She is one sizzling hot lady, though...

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Sexiest Male Musician: Chris Brown
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Sexiest Male Musician: Timbaland all da way!

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Sexiest Cast: Dirty Sexy Money
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Sexiest Cast: America Got Talent

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Sexiest Newcomer: Blake Lively
Sexiest Newlyweds: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly
We agree with both choices.