There's something in the air this week... some sort of "top mania" or something else along those lines, as everybody who's anybody is publishing the results of their polls and is generously sharing titles such as "sexiest woman alive", "sexiest couple" and so on to the A-listers of the celebrity world. The good people at AskMen did so just yesterday, and introduced us to the Top 99 Most Desirable Women, and now Victoria's Secret is quickly following in their footsteps, dissing out titles that have to do with sexy... everything.
Sexy legs, eyes, smile, beach body... you name it, they have it. Only trouble is, if the 99 desirable ladies top pretty much made sense (in the end, it's all a matter of personal taste), Victoria's Secret third annual "What Is Sexy?" list is pretty confusing - and slightly controversial. So, out of curiosity, we had a good look at who was who on the said list and came up with our own comments and suggestions - just for fun, of course, and with a desire to share some of our own critical input on the matter. Don't take either the original list or our comments too seriously - as I was saying, opinions are subjective and taste is an expression of everyone's intimate perception of themselves and the world. So here goes - enjoy:
TheirsSexiest Male Athlete: Tony Romo
OursSexiest Male Athlete: David Beckham (hands down - he waxes for Pete's sake!)
TheirsSexiest Couple: Fergie and Josh Duhamel
OursSexiest couple: Brad and Angie
Um, no offense, we all really like Fergie and Josh, but I think that calling them "sexy" is taking things a bit too far. Just a tiny bit.
TheirsSexiest Style: Scarlett Johansson
OursSexiest Style: Charlize Theron
TheirsSexiest Smile: Ryan Seacrest
OursSexiest Smile: Paris Hilton
OK, we weren't really serious about that one.
TheirsSexiest Eyes: Kate Bosworth
OursSexiest Eyes: Jordan
Note from the guys: now that her boobs are smaller you can actually notice that she has eyes!
TheirsSexiest Legs: Ali Larter
OursSexiest Legs: Jessica Alba
This one was tough to decide, too. Jessica finally won. Check out
what AskMen had to say about her!
TheirsSexiest Mom: Victoria Beckham
OursSexiest Mom: Nicole Richie - for all the obvious reasons
TheirsSexiest Dad: Justin Chambers
OursSexiest Dad: cue from the gents here - dads are not sexy! The ladies decided to go with Johnny Depp.
TheirsSexiest Funnyman: Dane Cook
OursSexiest Funnyman: Ahmed the dead terrorist (via Jeff Dunham)
TheirsSexiest Beach Body: Josh Holloway
OursSexiest Beach Body: Jessica Biel
TheirsSexiest Lips: Jessica Biel
OursSexiest lips: Angie is still the best
TheirsSexiest Actress: Eva Mendes
OursSexiest Actress: Halle Berry - she's so hot with the preggers glow!
TheirsSexiest Actor: Eric Bana
OursSexiest Actor: Javier Bardem
If he can pull that hair off, he can do anything!
TheirsSexiest Female Musician: Rihanna
OursSexiest Female Musician: Nicole Scherzinger - consolation prize for her album being pushed back yet again... She is one sizzling hot lady, though...
TheirsSexiest Male Musician: Chris Brown
OursSexiest Male Musician: Timbaland all da way!
TheirsSexiest Cast: Dirty Sexy Money
OursSexiest Cast: America Got Talent
TheirsSexiest Newcomer: Blake Lively
Sexiest Newlyweds: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly
We agree with both choices.