Sex with a Paparazzo and No-Show in Court... AGAIN

Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to the Spears world of crazy, unexplained phenomena that nevertheless seem to be happening pretty regularly. Oh, I'm sorry, it slipped my mind - I forgot to mention exactly which member of the Spears family I was referring to, since there are now two ladies bearing this name out there ready to entertain us all with their highly spectacular lives. And by "highly spectacular" I mean "crazy trainwreck" in Brit Brit's case and "heading for the same sticky end as her big sister" in Jamie Lynn Spears' case. OK, now that it's all settled, we can move on and I can tell you that we're talking about Britney this time and that the princess of all popwrecks is at it again. So buckle up, everyone - if you thought last year was crazy in terms of Britney madness, you haven't seen anything yet.

For starters, Brit Brit missed out on yet ANOTHER court-ordered deposition with Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan yesterday, and as a result the lawyer firm that acted as legal representatives for Britney in her ongoing custody battle dumped her. This is the third time this has happened, on the last count anyway - since Brit's first attorney, Laura Wasser called it quits in September, while Freid and Goldsman, another famous lawyer firm, only acted as representatives for the singer for a few days.

"There has been a breakdown in communications between Spears and Trope and Trope law firm making further representation of her interests impossible" it was stipulated in court papers. Which in plain English means that these people had enough of Brit Brit's a*s making a fool of herself (and themselves), and decided it was time for some damage control. Which is, after all, the logical thing to do. What never ceases to amaze and surprise me is the fact that Britney always manages to appear undisturbed by these things, and finds enough energy to go on making a fool of herself in her personal life too - this time, by hooking up with a paparazzo.

For a lady who was caught more than once with her skirt up and no underwear on (not to mention the many occasions in which she was caught on tape breaking the law and later had to pay the price for her insanity in court), Brit Brit seems strangely willing to associate herself (read that go out and sleep with) with a 35-year-old paparazzi photographer (by the name of Adnan Ghalib). If that doesn't qualify as indecent exposure, I don't know what does. In any case, Britney has been checking in and out of hotels with this guy in tow and even reportedly spent New Year's Eve with him and her kids. Yes, I bet you K-Fed is just crazy about this. Well, what can I say - stay tuned and we'll keep you up to speed with all the madness. I mean, news.