Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll: Kate Moss and Her Birthday Orgy

Well, I can't pretend to actually be surprised by the fact that Kate Moss had not so much a birthday party as a birthday orgy. I mean, what did you expect from the freshly-turned-34 queen of coke? When I first heard about Kate Moss and her big birthday bash, I had this image of medieval-style feast, with a huge hall and a large wooden table in the middle of the room, with wooden chairs and a big wooden throne at one end, and where everybody would be wearing big dresses on crinolines and acting like depraved, drunken aristocrats. Well, it turns out that my medieval vision was not so far from the truth as you might imagine, seeing how we're getting not so much leaks as floods of news (and the inevitable rumors, of course) about just how much fun everybody had at Kate's birthday orgy. And I have to warn you on this one, it's not pretty.

The fact is, the catwalk queen of crack-head reportedly had a birthday bash fueled with expensive drinks and lots of cocaine. Most of the action - which is said to involve Kate making out with two ladies and another man, who, predictably, was not her current boyfriend Jamie Hince - took place at the exclusive Dorchester hotel in London. Kate arrived at the hotel around three in the morning, coming from yet another party which had taken place at the Punk nightclub - and she was really looking forward to taking the fun to a whole new level.

"Security was watertight" an insider who attended the party confirmed for celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. "Nobody made it through the suite doors who wasn't already on a pre-approved list. Once you were inside it was obvious why. People were doing cocaine all over the place. They were chopping out line after line on the expensive furniture and snorting it up. The lights were low and there were scented candles all over the place. When Kate arrived, she reached for a Diamond Chaser-a cocktail of vintage champagne and cognac-and made her way to the master bedroom". Well, since drugs and rock'n'roll were in full swing, sex couldn't be that far behind. So, while her boyfriend was in the other room, Kate apparently decided to enjoy a little rest and... ahem, relaxation after all the hard partying. And by rest I mean a steamy fourth some with another guy and two girls who were also at the party.

"The three of them were kissing and caressing one another and about four or five other people were in the room watching" the insider reveals. When birthday girl Moss arrived, she apparently threw herself right in the middle of the action. "They teasingly took it in turns to snog each other, then the kissing became fondling and everything except full sex followed. Once word got out, everyone was desperate for a peep of Kate" the insider adds. Well, I can only keep my fingers crossed and hope someone was smart enough to take pictures of this whole mess. Now that would really be something.