See What Lindsay's Boobs Got for Their Birthday

There has been way too much talk about the recent events in Lindsay's life. That's entirely her fault, because she is the one that was busted for DUI, she is the one who went to rehab and she is the one that may soon go to jail. Although these actions have provided the tabloids with loads of juicy gossip, it has also hurt two of Li-Lo's most prized possessions, which have not been given the same attention.

Therefore, after her birthday festivities calmed down, Lindsay decided that she needed to make up for her neglect, and bought her boobs something really nice to ware. Much to our delight, she also made a public appearance to the beach to display her latest attraction.

All I can say is: white looks good on her bikini, then again, I'm pretty sure that whatever color we choose for Lindsay, her boobs will make it look good, provided that there is a lot of cleavage involved.

Then again, we also have to admit that Li-Lo can sure fill a bikini. The debate whether she has had implants or not rages over the Internet, but as long as it looks good (which it does) and it feels good (I wouldn't know, but I would sure like to find out) I really don't see what the big fuss is all about. It's her body, let her do whatever she wants with it.

Also, it seems that rehab is doing Lindsay good (her body in particular). She may not have Janet Jackson's abbs (then again, who does?), but she is in great shape. It is not yet clear when Lindsay's rehab is going to end, but that doesn't seem a problem for now.

Another interesting aspect is that in this fashion police article we did not have one negative comment to make. Well, that's because Li-Lo's hairdo is in order, her makeup is nice and simple, and when it comes to bathing suits, she can do no wrong, courtesy of her boobs. And speaking of the three, enjoy them in the following pictures.