Scientology Is Against Bare Beasts

Now I can't possibly imagine what Katie Holmes thinks. That's in case she ever thinks for herself. Lately Tom Cruise had total control of her life and now he even wants total control of her image... and especially the image of her breasts.

Let me explain. Tom Cruise is one almost fanatic Scientology follower. Katie Holmes (still) is a Catholic. When asked in a recent interview about their wedding Cruise declared the ceremony is to be all Scientologycal. So... Katie's parents, both Catholics got rather upset. Then came the eating the placenta and silent birth Scientology-driven mambo-jumbo.

Then something rather peculiar happened: one sexy scene (involving Katie Holmes performing strip-tease and making up with one man) from her latest movie, Thank You for Smoking just vanished in between two film festivals.

According to celebritywonder.com "The brunette's sex scene with Aaron Eckhart was included in the first screening on the film at the Toronto Film Festival in Canada last year, however, it had been mysteriously deleted when the film was screened at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah this year."

Director Jason Reitman blamed for the missing scene a "technical glitch," than added: "If you want to see a sex scene with Katie Holmes, rent 'The Gift.'"

The prime suspect for the "technical glitch" is no other than Tom Cruise, whose alien souls based religion (if we believe what South Park says about the matter) forbids any vulgar behavior from its followers and instructs followers to act with decency and integrity.