If you want to smell like Ryan after a swim in the pool, now’s the time

Apr 26, 2013 10:08 GMT  ·  By
Ryan Lochte introduces Pool Water, his new “fragrance” made of actual pool water
   Ryan Lochte introduces Pool Water, his new “fragrance” made of actual pool water

Ryan Lochte is still promoting his new E! reality show but, this time, he’s choosing a scripted appearance to avoid any unnecessary and unwanted giggles. Check out his Funny or Die video below.

On LochTV, Lochte launches his very own fragrance, the aptly called Pool Water – because it will make you smell just like Ryan after a dip in the pool and is made of actual pool water.

He promises that each bottle has a unique smell because of the secret ingredient he adds. “Come on guys, you know what I do in the pool,” he teases. Say no more.

This – the Funny or Die “ad” – is clearly an improvement from his interview on Good Day Philly and even David Letterman, but my favorite part isn’t until the end, when I get to hear him say “oy dey toilet.”

“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” airs on Sundays on E!, by the way.