14 DAY TRIAL // Rob Kardashian is furious at his entire family and he’s come up with the perfect way to get revenge: by writing a tell-all memoir in which he’ll expose their darkest, biggest secrets. To add insult to injury, he also stands to make a fortune off their embarrassment.
This comes from the latest print issue of InTouch Magazine, scheduled to arrive on newsstands today. Jezebel has the cover of the issue, as well as the scoop on how much money Rob, aka the sock designer of the family, stands to make from this new endeavor.
You might want to grab onto something when reading this because, apparently, Rob will be $20 million (€14.6 million) richer by the time his tell-all comes out. If someone had told Kendall and Kylie Jenner that they could make this kind of money by rehashing old tabloid stories, their poorly received sci-fi novel “Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia” would have never happened.
Because that’s what Rob’s tell-all book will allegedly include: “revelations” that have actually been tabloid fodder for years, like how mother and manager Kris Jenner has an adult homemade tape just like her most famous daughter Kim, how Khloe’s real father is not Robert Kardashian, but O.J. Simpson and how she had her backside surgically changed to be bigger and rounder.
Admittedly, Rob will also touch on the topic of plastic surgery and how she can’t get enough of it, having gotten to a point where she had fat sucked out of her toes so her feet good look better in strappy heels.
According to the mag’s cover, Rob will also take aim in his new book at Scott Disick, Kourtney’s longtime beau and the father of her two children and a rumored unborn one, whose existence they’re yet to acknowledge. Scott is a cheater and Rob will be dishing the dirt on his escapades and the woman he cheated on Kourtney with.
As for the reason he’s even considering on turning his back on his family like this, we’re to assume it all boils down to the humiliation he suffered at Kim’s wedding, which he left before he got to see her and Kanye West exchange “I Do”s.
Word has it that either Kim or Kris admonished him for not losing weight in time for the wedding, which he was about to ruin by being fat and showing up in pictures. Kim wanted the entire wedding brouhaha, which spanned two countries and a few days of eccentricities and parties, to look like a “Parisian fashion catwalk.”
Unless we’re talking about a plus-size collection, someone like Rob would not fit in. He was so upset with what he heard that he literally packed his bags and left, flying straight to LA and booking a personal trainer to help him shed the excess weight.
There’s nothing to help him with his broken heart, though – well, nothing except pouring all his frustrations into a book that’s bound to humiliate all the members of his family.