Latest celebrity feud started when she refused to meet his fiancée Brett Rossi

May 23, 2014 11:39 GMT  ·  By
Rihanna’s response to Charlie Sheen’s rant doesn’t leave too much room for arguments
   Rihanna’s response to Charlie Sheen’s rant doesn’t leave too much room for arguments

Charlie Sheen has been in the industry long enough to be able to launch the most colorful and verbose rants, be they on social media or during televised appearances, without caring too much about consequences or toes he might step on. Rihanna, on the other hand, seems unwilling to engage.

You probably never imagined you’d see these 2 names in the same sentence, so here’s how this came to pass: Charlie Sheen took his fiancée Scottine Sheen (formerly known as adult star Brett Rossi) out to dinner on her birthday, when he found out that Rihanna was at the same venue.

Scottine is a fan of the Barbadian beauty, so she wanted to meet her – a request Charlie could not help but try to comply with. Rihanna apparently responded that there were too many paparazzi outside, so she had to bolt, saying she would gladly meet with Scottine at another time.

We imagine Sheen raised hell because Rihanna took to Twitter shortly afterwards, saying that “the old queen” needed to get his panties out of a bunch, which, in turn, prompted an even angrier response from Sheen.

He actually wrote her a poem of sorts, in which he instructed her on the proper use of grammar, the basics of fashion, and even handed her a few tips on how to attain longevity in an industry not particularly known for generosity on this account.

The whole thing was glorious, including wise words of advice about how Rihanna should try some courtesy if she really wanted to remain relevant, but also scathing words like “village idiot” and “princess,” the latter used in the most pejorative way you can think of.

However, if you were hoping Rihanna might respond in a similar fashion and thus engage in a feud unparalleled since Sheen’s Twitter spat with Chuck Lorre, the creator of “Two and a Half Men,” who had him fired from the show, you were wrong.

After Sheen’s long Twitter rant, the singer posted the photo above to her account, a composite of two photos of herself, made to look as if one version is about to say something, while the other is urging restraint.

“:( When im about to go off an my subconscious be like: nah, chill b,” Rihanna writes in the caption of the pic. Clearly, Sheen’s grammar tips have fallen on deaf ears.

It seems like she’s saying she was about to engage in this public spat but checked herself before it was too late, realizing Sheen was simply not worth her time and attention. If Sheen too sees it this way, expect an even more scathing response.