I was wondering when we'd get a chance to see Rihanna's nipples making a bid for freedom. Well, in this purple dress and with this kind of...well, I guess you can call it cleavage although I personally find that a stretch, it won't be long now, fellows - just keep those prayers going and we'll soon get our chance. But just to get things clear - don't think I'm some sort of psycho haunting the really famous celebrities and hunting their wardrobe malfunctions. No, this time I'm just curious.

I mean, curiosity is just human - and in what concerns Rihanna, it's natural to be intrigued by her amazing body and the things she does with it. No, don't think perverse - think teasing. Like that (rather overdone) leather outfit she wore at a concert in Toronto last week. Rihanna just likes to puzzle people - and keep them wondering about the best (and sometimes too well covered up) body parts. And apparently, the Barbados beauty is mortally afraid of nipple slips and clothes flying off her in the middle of her energetic dance routines.

I must say, I disagree. There's nothing wrong with a little show and tell. Just kidding. But RiRi is officially a fan of the "no live boobies" gang, that used to include Beyonce, too - but that was before her robe tore and she flashed her assets live in Toronto about a month ago. Apparently, Rihanna is terrified of going the same way as Janet Jackson, who had one breast fully exposed when Justin Timberlake famously ripped over her stage outfit while the two were performing together.

"That's the worst thing! You have to go for fittings to make sure the stuff is pretty secure!" Rihanna says. Well, yes, but as I was saying, that got me wondering about what Rihanna might be hiding under her tops. I only hope it's not a Janet Jackson souvenir nipple ring... that would be gross. Other than that, anything goes - or at least so I think now, maybe once I get a chance to see what it's all about I will change my mind. But I pretty much doubt it.

And apparently, Rihanna just likes adding fuel to the fire, by stating she doesn't mind stepping in a dominatrix outfit once in a while. "In terms of dress, that's just the way I'm feeling at that particular moment. I'm just dressing how I feel and being more comfortable in my skin. I love dressing up. I always did, even before all this". Well, amen to that - and I'll keep my fingers crossed for more dresses like this one - and I'm pretty sure I won't be disappointed.