14 DAY TRIAL // Well, it was about time either Sony or Insomniac set up a banning program for those lacking skills to actually play the damned game. Yeah that's right you cheater! All you do is get your ass kicked every time you go online, choosing Chimera for the great speed, forgetting that you're a much bigger target in a game where mind over muscle does apply.
Of course, there are those who just want to try it out once, for fun, even though they're good at their game. And then there are those decent enough to play the game the way it's supposed to be played: Humans VS Chimera VS Cloven, with available weapons and maps. For them, PS3 Fanboy has the some advice in order to keep their PlayStation Network account unharmed:
1 - "Offensive clan names or user names. If you've combined one with the other to create words or phrases violating the EULA (something something language association). That means no more Pen-15 jokes."
2 - "No cheating or exploiting![...] If you suspect someone of using a lag device or some other exploitation of the game, send a private message to the MyResistance.net "cheating" account (username: cheating). These cheats aren't allowed in any game, public or private."
It's true what they're saying about cheating you know: if you cheat, you're a lamer. Sure, cheat all you want if it gets the adrenaline rushing, but do it in your spare time with single player games. Shoot everyone in sight with your endless ammo, glue the foes' feet to the ground, lag everything, that's what cheats are for; just don't mess up 39 players' game. For all you know, they could be playing from cafes. Oh, but that's exactly what you're after, isn't it?
And if my words didn't convince you to stop being a nerd, then you should know that there are moderators watching your every move from now on, among the players with or against you. What's that, you're sighing are you...? Good. Guess you've got to find another favorite Sci-Fi FPS to crash.