Who would have thought? Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal don't strike me as one of those wild couples that would enjoy having sex in risky places, like public toilets or in the back of a car - but it looks like they're not quite the tame couple we imagined. The Hollywood sweethearts allegedly spent more than ten minutes together inside an airplane bathroom recently, and I somehow doubt Jake was helping Reese with the clasp of her necklace or something similar.
I must admit, while I was researching this piece of news I was trying hard not to picture Renee and Jack having sex in an airplane bathroom - simply because I've had the misfortune to use the bathroom on a plane after a couple had used it as a private sex room and it's not a memory I particularly wanted to re-visit. Celebrity or not, it's still messy - and way too obvious for anyone to actually even pretend they didn't understand what's going on. Plus, it's a paradox - why to go to all the trouble to remain inconspicuous and then give everyone on the plane a chance to see just how keen you are to fulfill your sexual fantasies.
The kinky couple were flying together from Frankfurt, Germany, to Los Angeles after a trip to the Rome Film Festival. "Reese was dressed in all black and wearing shades when she and about six handlers entered Lufthansa's first class lounge" an eye witness who was also on the plane stated for Star magazine. "It wasn't until she was already on the plane that we realized Jake, also dressed in black, had boarded separately. Reese and Jake kissed and cuddled together under a blanket in her recliner seat in the back row".
But apparently cuddling was a bit too tame for the two lovebirds, as three hours into the flight Reese headed for the toilet and was followed by Jake two minutes later. The same toilet, of course. "I started timing them - they were together in there for 11-minutes" the witness added. Jake allegedly was the first to came out, followed by Reese about three minutes later. Of course, ladies do need a little more time to erase the tell-tale signs of a quickie. "When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away" the source added. No surprises there... So, people, take out your pencils and cross Reese off the "good girl" list this Christmas. No more leather accessories for her, then!