Things some people wish to know but don't really need to

Mar 11, 2006 10:36 GMT  ·  By

Everyone has some questions that just can't be answered. They're not vital things but they are the big question marks of each and everyone. They are not the same but some of them are common.

Most of the common innuendos regard the great mysteries of mankind, but there are also some particularly funny.

My own, personal big unknowns about the world are to follow on display. You might actually find we have some in common, that you are definitively not the only one who needs to know certain awkward stuff. But neither of us will ever really know the answers. That's the hardcore side of things.

What happened at the dawn of the century in Siberia?

On the 30th June 1908 something fell from the sky in the nearby of the Tunguska river. The impact was so strong it caused a shock wave and light that could be seen in England. Was a meteorite? A comet? An asteroid? Was it an alien spaceship? Was it a top secret experiment? The first nuclear bomb ever to be made by humans?

How much of Jesus' story, as told in the Bible, is true?

In fact what exactly is really true? Did he get married with Mary-Magdalene? Did they have any children? Was Lazarus really dead?

Did the Loch Ness monster really exist?

If so, does he still live? More accurately: are there, anywhere in the world, any enormous animals left unknown and unseen by the human eye? Are there giant squids at the bottom of the ocean? Is Yeti any more real than the Easter Bunny? Was the creature photographed at Loch Ness an elephant?

Did Curt Kobain commit suicide?

If so, why? If not who pulled the trigger? How many other Courtney Love fans could just skip their shock if Courtney really did it and got rid of her doped out husband?

Who created the crystal skulls?

When? Why? How? Was it the extraterrestrials? Or some ancient yet surprisingly developed civilization? Were they made by witch-craft? Did human creatures with crystal skulls really exist? Why? When? Where?

Did we actually land on the Moon in 1969?

Or was it all just a dirty trick and a setup to outrace the Russians? If it didn't happen in 1969 when did it happen? In fact, did it ever happen? If it was trick is it true that it was staged in the Nevada Desert, in the mysterious Area 51? Will we ever colonize the outer space? When?

Will time travel ever be possible?

And if we will be able to travel through time in any possible direction will we change history and create a completely parallel universe anytime we interfere? Will an event as you-the-time-traveler and you-the-actual-you-from-that-time be in the same place at the same time cause the universe to end? If not would that have any consequences?

What really happened in August 1997 in the Pont d'Alma?

I mean was Princess Diana gotten rid of? By whom? And was she pregnant? Was she planning to marry Dodi al Fayed? If it was a very clean political murder who actually ordered it?

Who built the Pyramids?

And why? Were they actually tombs? Were they built by aliens? Or with their help? In fact, when were they in fact built? And what about the Sphinx? Did it actually survive the Deluge? Did the Deluge really happen? When?

How did the ancient Egyptians manage to perfectly set the huge pyramids to the cardinal point? Where did they get all their astrology knowledge from?

How many of you did laugh or feel amused by these moronic yet essential questions?

I mean... it's nice to list them, to partially sum up some of the greatest conspiracy and aliens and supernatural theories but... it's just for fun. Isn't it?

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