Pure Sexiness All the Way Down

I know you may disagree with me on this one, but I think Shauna Sand is one of the classiest, sexiest ladies alive. No, really, she is. And before you ask me why is it that I insist in writing about her, well, I must confess I'm personally fascinated by her looks, her style and her life philosophy. And since it's not any day that you get to meet such a beautiful lady who is a mother, a celebrity and a fashion designer all rolled into one, I'm going to introduce you again to the wonderful creature that is Shauna Sand. This wonderful lady - who was once married to Lorenzo Lamas - has a highly developed sense of fashion, and can only be seen stepping out wearing the finest clothes. Even when all she's wearing is a short denim skirt and a cropped top that only manage to hide a small amount of her beautiful skin, she's still one of the classiest girls around.

I just watched this hilarious video showing Shauna coming out of a plastic surgeon's office, and I must say, I totally feel like a better person. I mean, I know so many things about Shauna now that I never even suspected before. Oh, the shame! I never took the trouble to look closer into her beautiful life and learn everything there is to know about Shauna's hobbies and business exploits! It seems that one of her recently disclosed hobbies is plastic surgery (although, of course, she never officially admitted it), and one of her most daring - and definitely successful - business endeavors is having her own brand of Lucite platform heels. Yes, there is someone in this world who actually manufactures these shoes, and it's Shauna's own fashion label! Don't you feel relieved all of a sudden?

I mean, if one night you get crazy drunk and in the mood for a wild dress-up sex session, you can always call Shauna and ask that a pair of these beauties be delivered to you as soon as possible. Shauna even made it clear that she has about 500 pairs of transparent high heels, and she never wears the same pair of shoes forever, like those mean entertainment columnists have dared suggest. Well, surprise! Even if she had a million pairs at home and wore one every day, they still make her look like a slut - and they all look the same to me. On a different note, I totally think a person who has 500 pairs of similar looking shoes at home is a bit off their rocker. But hey, who's normal these days?