Windows CEMeNT is not the next version of the Windows Operating system. In fact, it is an old version dating back to Windows Millennium Edition. Moreover, Windows Me is at the basis of Windows CEMeNT. Actually, it is the Me in CEMeNt. The other two pillars on which Windows CEMeNT was constructed are Windows CE and Windows NT Workstation. No big surprise there.

""Windows CEMENT" is nothing more than a fictional creation and any resemblance to any past, present, or future trademarked product is purely coincidental. I'm just glad to make people laugh. I'm not trying to get famous and don't demand recognition. Evidently this is being massively passed around at Microsoft," stated Rob Woolley, the creator of Windows CEMeNT.

Unfortunately, as you might have guessed, Windows CEMeNT is not, and will never be available for download. Although the hybrid between the Millennium Edition, Microsoft's business operating system and the embedded devices OS, Windows CE sounds, well, as hard as a rock and as dumb as a brick.