The Only Natural Thing about Posh Is Her Concrete Boobs

Victoria Beckham insists she can sing. Thank God she didn't say (again) that her breasts are also the real thing! Yes, well, we all have our little obsessions in this life, you know, those little narcissistic secrets we like to keep to ourselves. Like, for example, I have a friend who thinks she can dance better than Chris Brown and J.Lo on a good day... put together! The trick is - he can't actually dance. At all. But as long as keeps this little piece of information to himself and doesn't want to show it off for the ladies, it's all great.

The same is valid for Posh Spice. We all know she hasn't got a voice, like, at all - otherwise, I can't explain why instead of her own solo singing spot during the Spice Girls' reunion tour she strutted her tush on a makeshift catwalk instead of... well, singing. Victoria, however, disagrees. "I'm no Mariah Carey, but I can sing" she says. "It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural'. You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest" she said. Well, yes, I do give her props for the honesty - but as for the rest, she's either completely deluded or a better actress than we give her credit for.

In keeping with her narcissistic view of herself, Posh also admitted she signed up for the reunion tour because she wanted her three kids to see her as a superstar. How's that for her self-image! "I wanted my children to see that Mummy was a pop star. It was the last opportunity for them to stand in a crowd full of people screaming for the Spice Girls". Screaming for them - or for Posh - to get off the stage, that is. Yes, the last chance indeed.

Victoria, however, feels she's in a great place right now and admits to thoroughly enjoying her life in the states. "Going to school here, the kids are much happier. Their confidence level has gone through the roof. I'm very proud to be British, but here it's a lot more relaxed. It's the happiest as a family that we've ever been. I just love America" she stated. Yes, well, she's very good at doing that whole "don't bite the hand that feeds you" routine. I wonder what will happen when America will have had enough of her "mayjah" ego. Well, stick with us and we'll keep you posted.