Posh Flying Boob Alert

Posh already admitted that she can't sing. Well, that's not quite how she put it - but that was the general message form her "I'm no Mariah Carey" statement. The fact is, she can't sing, but her boobs - well, they come from an entirely different planet. And I don't mean that like some kind of metaphor. I mean they actually look like some alien entities trapped in Posh form, desperately trying to make a bid for freedom. And they almost make it...

These photos of Posh and her extra inflated boobs were taken during a Spice Girls concert - yes, that's right, the same concert in which (again) Posh did not perform, but strutted up and down a makeshift catwalk like she was some (alien) beauty queen descending form her space ship to grace us, poor mortals, with her wonderful presence. Last time I checked, though, I was pretty sure the Spice Girls were supposed to be singers (big stress on "supposed to be") and not catwalk queens - but I'm guessing desperate times call for desperate measures - anything goes.

There is, however, one tiny contradiction that I sense here. Fact is, if you're talentless - OK, that was mean, let's put a friendly spin on it and go with "less graced with musical powers" - why bother attracting any kind of attention to yourself? At a concert? All the more so since Victoria's band mates each had their own solo spots - all except for our beloved Posh, the woman who proclaimed herself "a gay man" in disguise and whose (enhanced) feminine features are trying to make a run for the money.

Good luck to Victoria's boobs, although - like the heroes of ancient times, I see no bright future for them, squeezed and pushed inside a series of this world's most ridiculous outfits. Well, at least she's giving us all an eyeful - so I can't feel too sorry for her boobs, just some mild sympathy. In the end, they have achieved visibility. Isn't that what all celebrity boobs are after? Plus, I have a feeling the boobs are slightly more controversial - and therefore a much more interesting topic than Posh herself. What do you think?