Posh Blogs. That's Major!

Stop the presses! About two weeks passed by and Victoria Beckham was nowhere to be seen. And, by nowhere, I obviously mean shopping. Clearly, Posh's absence from all those shops that have anxiously been waiting for her to hit LA with her army of bodyguards and the always present crowd of photographers and cameramen to boost their sales for items only her could wear (or want, for that matter), must have been felt like a stab to the heart.

For those of you who were wondering what Posh has been up to (if not shopping), we now have her latest blog entry to testify that she was neither sick (as speculation had it initially) nor out of the country. So, you see, it takes Victoria a very long time to write a couple of lines to her fans, via which to talk to them about what else if not herself. Even if this doesn't come to take away all the pain her absence left (both on us regular people who are always happy to idolize a woman whose entire career is based solely on gratuitous media attention and on the paparazzi, thanks to which she has gotten so far), it will give us a glimpse into the star's fabulous world.

All joking aside now, Victoria has been working and that's why she was absent from the LA party scene, whatever that means. Because she has just moved into a new house and her children are preparing to go to a brand new school, the former/current Spice Girl has had a lot of stuff on her mind to deal with. 'Well we have finally unpacked our boxes and I am loving our new house - it is totally major! Just adding some of the finishing touches to it actually and then it really will feel like home. The boys are really looking forward to starting their new school so we've got to make sure they are all kitted out with new schoolbags and pencil cases - you remember what it's like going back to school, you've got to have a new EVERYTHING!', she writes on her official blog.

And house duty isn't the only thing that has been keeping Posh away from our glamour-craving eyes: she is also preparing to launch her new fragrance (the matching his and hers 'Intimately Beckham') and a brand new line of clothing. That's major, again! 'On top of that I have been busy having a good look around LA, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors - well you never know when you might need a facial! I'm also just starting work on my new dVb denim collection - I'm really excited about starting the next project - it's going to be totally major so keep your eyes open for that.', she explains. (that first part has nothing to do with her perfume or her fashion collection - it was just added there to show that she's been keeping really busy!).

If you spent the last couple of weeks (give or take) of your life wondering what in the world was the matter with Posh, now you finally have an answer to the question. And, in case you didn't notice, she's totally trying to make 'Major!' her signature word, kinda like what Paris Hilton did with 'That's hot!'. Isn't she just adorable?