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Porn on PornWhat would happen if the sluttiest person on this planet met the ultimate Porn Queen? |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
21st of March 2007, 16:01 GMT
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Look at this! What on earth do we have here? Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson posing together at a Los Angeles fashion show a couple of days ago. I'm not quite sure if you're aware of just how important an event like this one is. Allow me to give you a hand.
Jenna Jameson is, right?, the ultimate Queen of Porn. Her name will be forever and ever attached to her 'job' and, while we're at that, we might easily admit that her contribution to the industry is not at all to be discarded. After all, Jenna is the woman who brought porn into mainstream culture and who raised its status from a rather underground industry to the multi-million business that it is now. Now, that takes guts to do! And very low gag reflexes.
Even if she now resembles a blonde Victoria Beckham, Jenna Jameson will remain for many as beautiful as when she first kissed a girl in front of a camera. From this point of view, the next question makes a lot of sense: why would she hang out with the likes of Paris Hilton? I mean, I know she's a porn star, therefore has reputation has nothing to lose but still... if there's anything other women learned the hard way is that Paris means social death. And rehab. And pussy flashing. Yeah, I'm not quite opposed to that last part, either!
So, we also have Paris Hilton in these pics. The only difference between her and Jenna is that, while the latter has sex for money and fame (it's a job, as I've said before), Paris does it for attention. Because she's rich and had a golden pony when she grew up, she doesn't need money from others. What she needs, instead, is media coverage and she'll do anything to get it. See? It's working right now, as I'm writing this. Like she said on one of the many tapes that got leaked on that illicit site (which was unfortunately too soon pulled down): 'Look, I get f**ked in the butt for coke!' with a small correction: 'Look, you get f**ked in the butt for a couple of hundred words!'.
These being said, I bet Paris whispered into Jenna's ear: 'You're, like, so hot. Please cast me in one of your movies! That would be sooooo hot! You know I would do my best to make you proud'. Yes, Jenna is the total hotness. Paris is... well, not.
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