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Porn Is in Their Blood, I'm Telling You...You can't buy that much class. Could buy a wax, though. |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
17th of March 2007, 10:37 GMT
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Mary Carey is a name we all know: we've seen her face (and other parts of her body) so many times that it would be hard not to be aware of her presence. But, most important, we know her as the woman who stood up against governor Arnie in the elections... and almost won! Aside from that, Mary is also popular for her many, many porn movies and for her public outrageous behavior.
Now, let's just take a moment and be honest with ourselves: it's difficult not to love her, especially when she makes it so easy! Who is the sluttiest and most uninhibited person on this earth? Who is the woman who always gets the paparazzi's attention? Who is the perfect example of fake celebrity, media whore and attention slut (and I'm using these terms in the most endearing manner, by the way)? Why, it's Mary Carey, of course.
The starlet is now facing some tough competition in this department (whoring herself out for the paps) but, seeing that the other woman is a close friend of hers who is by no means the 'star' that she is, we can all expect some very fun moments to come soon. I don't know if you remember the disaster that was 'Showgirls', the movie. If you do, chances are you might also recall that there was a character in it named Penny, played by Rena Riffel, a woman who is not quite a stranger to the porn industry.
What do you get if you take Mary's classy attitude and Rena's beauty and willingness to get back into the spotlight? You get a striptease show at Mr. Chow's, one of the poshest eateries in all Hollywood. We'll try and disregard for a sec the fact that they would let two such 'ladies' inside and focus instead of what happened after the girls had dinner.
You see, Mary Carey is not the kind of woman who would let the world keep spinning without having experienced - first-hand - the beauty that is Rena's crotch. I'll explain: as the two were heading towards the exit of the restaurant, Mary lifted Rena's gorgeous pink dress not once, but four times! Of course, Rena was going commando, which is why I'm now writing about it. Once outside, the girls continued to pose for the cameras, giving their most flattering angles: simulating oral sex and spreading their legs!
These hos have class and no amount of money can buy that for you! Of course, Miss Riffel could consider getting a wax next time she goes commando. If you plan on doing the Britney, you might as well go all the way and not settle for a grandpa's mustache ('cause that's what it looks like from where I am). While the first pic doesn't show too much, be warned that it shows more than enough to totally gross you out (so don't click on it if you just ate, because I just threw up in my mouth a bit). If you manage to look above the dead cat on her crotch, stop for a sec to admire her pecs... hm!, jealous much, Stallone?
Also, let's give Mary some extra points for wearing underwear that goes just wonderfully with her fur coat because it has some cartoon character or something on it. It makes sense, if you think of it. Then again, if we're still in second grade, lifting our girlfriends' skirts and pulling on their ponytails, why not also wear knickers that go for our age? You see where I'm driving at here?
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