I imagine that, by now, you already know who Kimberly Stewart - aka Kimbo - is, but if you don't I shall explain in just a couple of seconds. Kimberly is the daughter of the rock legend that is Rod Stewart but, unlike her father, she inherited nothing of his coyness or sense of style. In the tabloids and on all the celebrity blogs, Kim has often been referred to as the cheaper version of Paris Hilton.

Of course, 'cheaper' is not used here in relation to money because she might just be as rich as the hotel heiress is but in that other meaning, the one that alludes to her way of being. While Paris is not quite the epitome of class or of a lady (and we all know why, don't we?, cough - vagina flashing, for one - cough), Kimberly is even worse behaved.

Then again, it's not all about the way she parties or with whom she parties. You see, Kimberly is even more desperate for media attention than Paris, if such a thing can ever happen. While Miss Hilton can do nothing and still get a lot of coverage, Miss Stewart has to work hard to see her name in the newspapers. Probably with this thought in mind, she hit all the Miami hotspots and left her trademark signature: a bunch of photos we'll never forget.

Because pole dancing is now the latest IT thing, the one item that all female celebrities who command respect should 'possess', Kim also took some lessons in working the pole and shaking her toosh like a pro. To that effect, she also displayed her skills in a club in Miami, along with an unknown friend of hers who, by the way, may be way hotter than she is.

After the striptease number, Kim confessed to being a die-hard fan of such a lovely exercise and then voiced her regret at not being allowed to show her skills more often. 'I get six of my girlfriends over to my place and we do pole-dancing every Sunday! It's pretty popular right now and we all wear hot pants, it's hysterical. I would try it out in clubs - although I don't know if they'd let me!', she is quoted as saying in 'The Sun'.

Looks like Kimbo got her wish: pole dancing AND pajama party. Because, honestly, that outfit she has on is certainly not looking like a clubbing ensemble from where I'm sitting. At least she's keeping her misplaced plastic boobies under wraps and her cellulite outside the camera range. That's a happy thought to start the day with!