Please Insult Victoria Beckham!

For a woman who gets around so much, the glamorous wife of David Beckham is certainly a very boring person. I mean, the woman can talk of nothing else other than herself and, each time she opens that tight-lipped mouth of hers, she says the most absurd things ever.

A while ago, Posh made a very startling revelation about herself and her many-faceted personality. 'Being a mother taught me not to waste time faffing about in the closet every morning. You learn how to get things done quicker, and often you do them just as well. Nowadays, I multitask, planning outfits while I'm doing something else - getting ready for bed or taking a bath.', she said in an interview.

And this is not all: besides considering herself a normal person, an ugly woman when she's naked and a very complex human being (ya think?!), Victoria also deems to talk for the first time ever (STOP THE PRESSES!) about her signature pout.

The reason for which she might have suddenly decided to 'open up' about that ugly pout of hers may be found in the fact that she has been widely criticized in the media for her apparent inability to smile. Even if she doesn't explain what exactly made her resort to this crowd control 'weapon', at least she does mention how it came into being.

Apparently, Victoria used to ask her Spice Girl bandmates to insult her in all possible ways and to tell her that she was ugly, so that she would be depressed and pout 'properly' for the cameras. 'There's not really an explanation behind it. You've just got to look really miserable, feel bored and pout. I used to get the girls to abuse me and tell me I was horrible so I could get my pout right.', Victoria said of how she mastered the 'art' of pouting.

Well, if this is not quite newsworthy, at least it makes for an interesting read. And to think that last time (when she bragged about her multitasking abilities) we all thought that she couldn't get any wackier! Let us all pout our lips while we ponder on the question of Victoria Beckham's normalcy.