Plastic Boob Fight!

Yesterday, I had the immense pleasure of presenting you the most color-coordinated couple in the world, taking over LA: Katie Price (Jordan) and Peter Andre. In case you didn't know, these two British superstars are now in the US, shooting scenes for a new season of their reality show, 'Katie and Peter', in preparation for their US big premiere.

The show, which is divided into three parts, each of them detailing one essential chapter in their life as a couple, has already aired back home in England but you can imagine that the critics did not appreciate the fine irony and subtle humor in it. In other words, they basically killed it with their reviews for being bad and ridiculous.

From the moment that E! Entertainment announced that they would be bringing Jordan's show to the American audience, a very strange rumor was started, according to which there might be a tough competition in sight, between the glamour girl and another British pinup (surgically enhanced) beauty, Victoria Beckham, aka Posh. The rumor was somehow confirmed by Jordan herself who, during a very recent interview, stated that Posh is, after all, only a footballer's wife while she and Peter are, like, 'real individuals'. Ouch and touche!

Now, to make matters worse, Jordan rambles again about why the public should love her and not Victoria. As heart-breaking as this idea is, it is yet unsure who will win this bitter battle of the giants (meaning, of course, giant fake breasts). You see, during a taping for Extra, Jordan flat-out said that she is way hotter than Posh, a thing which her hubby rapidly corroborated.

When the interviewer asks the two whether they expect some sort of competition from the Beckhams and their reality show, Jordan plays her cards right, by initially pretending that she doesn't know who they are and what they might be doing in the US. Peter quickly jumps on board and admits that he is not as hot as David Beckham but, as some sort of consolation, that Jordan is hotter than Victoria. 'It's not hard to be better looking than her, is it really', the model goes on to say, adding a bit later that at least Peter has 'talent'. Which means: if he's not as good-looking as David, at least he has his career to fall back on. Yeah, right!

Make sure you CLICK HERE to see the clip. It's priceless! Also, it comes as further evidence that Jordan should not open her mouth when cameras are around her, and especially at those times when she takes direct aim at the paparazzi's favorite girl, Posh. You just know that somewhere in the world, a boobalicious, never-smiling robot is crying her little eyes out...