Yesterday, I was telling you about the latest endeavor of two of Britain's most loved glamor girls, Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, namely a series of photos that were meant to stand for sex lessons. True, the pictures were nice but they weren't that spectacular as to justify others coming out so soon.

Lucy and Michelle are both models, more or less (in case you didn't notice, I'm just making small talk; I doubt these photos need any of my sassy comments - you know how they say, 'a picture is worth a thousand words'). Lucy is famous both in the UK and overseas for her obstinacy in showing off her nipples. Thank God Michelle doesn't have the same problem!

These two beautiful (and no doubt brilliant) young ladies do everything (everything???) together. Besides doing the sex lesson photo shoot, they also posed jumping together from a giant birthday cake, tongue kissed in front of the camera and pretended to lick each other's nipples.

Here, Lucy immortalizes Michelle's breasts by using plaster. Interesting concept, if I dare say so. I wonder (seeing she's such a master with her hands): would she be willing to come and fix that hole in my kitchen's wall that has bothered me for so long?

No, just kidding, this is art, not construction work... Then, can I please have that beautiful ornament they made? It would look awesome on my mantelpiece!