At least they’ve apologized for not following back Ellen DeGeneres

Jul 9, 2014 13:09 GMT  ·  By

Rapper Tupac Shakur was shot and killed on September 13, 1996 or, at least, that’s what he would have the world believe. Conspiracy theorists believe that he’s still alive, staging his own death for various reasons and perhaps living the remainder of his life in isolation, probably on an exotic island.

Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson may or may not be with him at the location.

If alive, Tupac would be 43 years old today. Given the many “sightings” of him all over the US and sometimes even in foreign countries, it’s no wonder the myth mentioned above was born at some point. Speculation also has it that the CIA, being up in everyone’s business like it is, knows the exact whereabouts of the star.

The CIA celebrated 1 month on Twitter by answering the questions most asked of them and, you might have guessed, this one also came up. Sad news guys, if Tupac is really alive, the CIA has no idea where he might be.

Whoever handles the CIA account also used the chance to apologize to Ellen DeGeneres for not following her back, promising her to take a selfie with her if she ever visited their headquarters.

Also, no, the CIA doesn’t know your password, so stop asking them to send it to you.