14 DAY TRIAL // There are too many jokes to count about Justin Bieber and his feminine features, which he can’t make appear manlier no matter how many tattoos he gets or how much iron he pumps. To put it differently, The Biebs looks like a girl in the face, and that’s even more obvious if you compare his photo to Miley Cyrus’.
He may be buff and inked on 70 percent of his body, but his face is that of a girl.
A new viral photo now making the rounds on Reddit isn’t going to make these jokes go away. If anything, it will help them write themselves, because it’s of a female model from the ‘90s, who looks exactly like Bieber would if you put him in outdated clothes. Sorry, vintage items.
The photo, also available above, seems to accompany one of those how-to pieces, and warns against using your Walkman at work because that’s the surest way to get “canned.”
The model used for the piece is rocking a typically ‘90s jacket with huge shoulder pads, high-waist blue jeans and what looks like a white T-shirt.
I have my doubts that the model is really a female, because that looks like a man’s belt in the photo, but whoever found this gem claims this is the case, so we have to take them at their word.
So now we know: in another life, Justin Bieber was a model, presumably female. He still rocked the same hairdo and well-manicured eyebrows, and he was probably just as bad-behaved as he is today.