Since Paris Hilton is such an important celebrity, something like this (I mean, news of such magnitude) should never go unnoticed. If everything else that she does is of such great interest, how could we just walk by the chance of finding out who stole her cherry, magic flower and whatever you feel like calling her virginity?

In case you were mistaken into believing that Paris has always been the trampy socialite she is today (not to mention talentless), you could give it a second thought: once, Paris was just a horny teenager, with brown eyes and no plastic surgeries (bet she was talentless back then too!). Also, she was a virgin and hadn't yet learned of the advantages of media overexposure via home made sex tapes and I imagine the mere thought of Paris - the virgin is making you wonder who was the first man to 'introduce' her into the world of adults.

Well, wonder no more: that man was Randy Spelling. Yes, he is Tori Spelling's brother and Aaron Spelling's son and yes, he is admitting to taking Paris's virginity. While this last part is completely lost on me, Randy is very proud of his accomplishment and we can't possibly blame him. After all, the guy is almost a no-name in showbiz and everything that he did until now was not thanks to any merits of his own but because he was his father's son. Kinda like what Tori did, the only difference being that she soon got a new pair of plastic breasts, which made her more famous.

In a brand new interview, Randy (who is now the star of a reality show that also features other celebrities' sons - meaning, he is still living off his father's fame) openly talked about his first time with Paris. It's just like a teenage love story: he was 17, she 15, both were in love, innocent and shy. Blah, blah, blah. Says Randy: 'We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn't check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma's there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-n dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later'.

Oh, the beautiful days of making out in hotel rooms and running from grandma! I wonder, where are they now? Well, for his travail, Randy got as a sign of gratitude... nothing! He also said in the interview that he was 'Paris' number one and her number 50 and number 150', but the ungrateful little heiress could find nothing better to repay him than a 'hello'. 'She came up to me and she was like, "I want to say hi to Randy." She was like, "Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi!"', the younger Spelling explains.

And guess what? Randy is happy and proud about it. Dude, you'd better hush - you're only harming yourself by saying these things 'cause Paris Hilton is indestructible! It's a proven fact, for Pete's sake!