Boobs. Jordan's Boobs. Nice To Meet Yoy...

I had no idea Peter Andre was a man with such a profound insight on life's most pressing dilemmas. Not only is this sometimes-singer, full-time-hubby a classy man himself, he also seems to have a better understanding than most people on this planet of an issue that, over the years, has given rise to numerous debates and controversies. I'm talking, of course, about his wife's boobs - or should I say, his wife's former boobs, since we all know by now (if you didn't know, I'm sorry for breaking it to you quite so bluntly) that Jordan has given up her gigantic implants and is now going for a subtler, more... ahem, refined look. In any case, however, this lady's breasts (whether plastic or not) have a very strong personality, and even when they're gone, they're still a reason for profound talks.

"I used to think just a little more than a handful was plenty enough and I was simply into legs and bums, but Katie and her amazing boobs changed my mind, big time" Pete stated in an interview with Loaded. "Once I had those babies in front of my eyes I was a changed man. I often get asked what Katie's breasts feel like and I can tell you that they feel amazing. And very, very real. And very heavy". Well, now, what can I say? Some people find God, others take to climbing mountains, others like to run naked in the rain and some people discover boobs. And not just any boobs. I was about to point out that breasts are not a philosophical treatise, but then I realized that my views are probably a little too conservative. But I have a feeling there's a little twinge of regret in Pete's words - which I suspect comes from the fact that he enjoyed the whole world knowing that he was the only one with the "privilege" of taking Katie and her boobs home every night.

"If I were completely honest - and I totally love Katie, she's my wife and mother to my children - but I secretly thought they might have been too big for her body at one point. To be honest, she wasn't even my type. I don't mean she wasn't pretty, but those fake breasts and blonde hair wasn't what I'd normally go for. However, a few nights alone with her and I soon knew what all the fuss was about" he adds. Oh, the modesty of it! But anyway, I still think that he's taking the "sour grapes" route, which is probably as childish as it is overrated and absurd. But hey, we're talking boobs, not rocket science, right? Immature is the way to go. At least I think it is. What do you think?