Peter Andre Is Just Like Jordan, Only With More Hair

Peter Andre (that once-singer/model) and his glorious wife, Britain's and our favorite glamour model, Jordan, aka Katie Price, are now busily promoting their duet album of covers. Remember? That thing I was telling you about and for whose descriptions I used terms such as 'crap' and 'total waste of time'.

Anyway, because the two positively love some duets they heard all their lives, they decided to go and record covers of them and release and album with them. All the proceeds will be donated to a charitable organization that helps children in need (at least there's an excuse for the torture!).

So, tanned Peter took his not-artificial wife to the G.A.Y club in London for some fun. There, they performed some of their tracks and probably most of those who had the bad luck to be in the audience are now deaf and will never hear again (unless they lip synch-ed, which they certainly did).

But from performing to a gay audience to dress up like a tranny is a very, very long distance and, for some reason or another, Peter Andre is definitely not seeing it. If there was one person that night in the entire London (you thought I was going to say club, didn't you?) wearing more make-up than the usually extravagant Jordan, then that person was certainly her hubby.

Until now, I seriously wondered why would such a butch like Peter Andre marry Jordan (aside from her rapturous beauty and sparkling mind). Now, I have seen the light: they have one bond that no man can ever break - cosmetics!

That being said, dude looks like a lady (and a very cheap one). But Jordan, on the other hand... my, my, she is just living perfection!